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  1. KojiNatu
    What a fine to blog... after how many fucking months?
    Well, I'm glad to be back and with a lot of free time on the weekend, it sure feels great!
    Have you ever had that time happen where you were stuck playing a hella load of games and you just wanted to complete them all quickly? Yea, well I was... then I got through it.
    Anyways... I'm done with Halo: Reach... sorta. I just need one more achievement which is Make It Rain, which you have to reach Lt. Colonel and get something that requires that rank. Speaking of ranks, I was able to get a peek at the ranks (and I'm sure some of you have, too). Hell, it's already made public so I don't see a reason you haven't seen it.
    Speaking of games, I got the Sacrifice DLC for Left 4 Dead 2. The experience was orgasmic, yet shitty at the same time. The great part about it though is you get to play as the original Left 4 Dead survivors, and we got the popular No Mercy campaign that made the Left 4 Dead game pretty damn fun.
    What happened in my life, you ask? Shit, I talk a lot about games, what ever happened to my life? Well, I do have one just so you know. I go to school, I run everyday, I got lots of friends (probably most of them are girls) and I do stuff. Heheh.
    Throughout the days and weeks of torturous boredom of sitting in seat (which actually makes you fatter) and listen to stuff that you may never need in the future. Want my rant on homework? Look for it in the Modern Rants.
    What do I do on the weekends, though... I sit and play games, have some yogurt at Yogurtland, I go to places, I sleep- late, and I eat at places and stuff.
    Anyways, here's the shit of the days.
    Halo: Reach Variant of the Day: NFL on Football
    Song of the Day: Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
    Poll: Do you like The Sacrifice?
  2. KojiNatu
    Redone rant on Homework.
    Homework... the essential thing in a kid's life for education... at least that's what teachers would say.
    I don't see the point in doing homework since you get enough bull in class. Why bring more work home with you? You'd be wasting time, when you can possibly accomplish something else instead.
    Being in class makes you think hard enough already, why more work? Harder work may lead to stress, putting your health at risk. Wiki it. It's true.
    Also, not only is it wasting YOUR time, but also the teacher's time. Correcting, grading, all that bull. It's their fault they're wasting their time doing that stuff, but apparently, they are. Don't blame us.
    And the most important part, homework means more papers used, which also means more trees to be cut down, which will lead to the environment getting screwed over. Not to be a hippie, but homework is the cause of global warming. You think I'm kidding? I'm being logical here. Think about it.
    These ARE the best reasons. Figure the rest.
  3. KojiNatu

    Day 4: My Last Hour?

    By KojiNatu,

    So we think we're safe from the zombies, but we thought too soon. Not even 5 minutes in the flight, our pilot transformed into a flesh-hungry infected. We tried to remove him from the chopper but he attempted to bite me! Daisuke and Hana shook him off of me, Daisuke kicked him off and apparently yelled out "This is Sparta!" Didn't know why... odd...
    About a minute after kicking off the infected pilot, we realized that we have no chopper! I quickly grabbed the controls and -with no past experience- I tried to fly the chopper. I sucked. We pretty much descended and landed on a building... in Tokyo.
    Rushing to get out, we found a door that leads downstairs into the building. As we walked down the creaking stairs, I heard something. Then Hana started hearing the same sound... Daisuke was pretty much half deaf because of his obsession of blasting heavy metal music. It was a chainsaw! There's a survivor! We quickly ran down and as soon as we hit the last flight of stairs, we busted the door down and saw a living human! She was holding a chainsaw and she was covered in so much blood, looking traumatized. She then turned her attention and pointed her chainsaw at us, questioning us if we were infected. After 5 minutes of explaining, she felt relieved. She then explained who she was, where she came from and what the hell is this place. Her name was Cece, she lives in Tokyo and this was apparently a Panda Exhibit. She said this was a safe place she was near and she has an obsession with pandas.
    So speaking of pandas, we took a look at several pandas. All of them were either dead or looked sick. Since they can turn into one of them at anytime, and there may be some incoming zombies, she showed us where she got her chainsaw and conveniently, there were 3 left. We took them and ran back up the 5 flights of goddamn stairs and back up the roof of the building. As we made it back up the roof, we catched our breaths. Then... we heard something walk up the stairs. We heard nails making contact with the unstable metal. We started up our chainsaws and prepared for what was coming. The door busted down and those infected pandas were mega aggressive. It approached Hana slowly and pounced. She sliced the panda's head in mid-air, all of the insides just fell out of the head. Cece looked traumatized again, staring at all the blood and the dead panda's body.
    I told Hana to go take care of her while Daisuke and I handle this situation. A few more came up and flawlessly killed them, their bodies started rolling back down the stairs as we kicked them back down. Then Daisuke had this idea. We stuck the chainsaws to the side of the rooftop entrance and waited for the rest to come. Sure enough, they came up and as they rushed forward, they were sliced in half pretty quickly.
    Daisuke pulled it back out and told everybody to get back in the chopper. Everybody got back to the chopper and... we had nobody with flying experience to fly it. Just then, Cece said that she has a pilot's license. She took control of the chopper and we were off.
    Our destination now is Australia. I hope this time nothing bad will happen and we won't have to deal with this crap anymore. I just hope... Australia isn't facing the same problem, too. I just hope... no zombies.
  4. KojiNatu

    The Last Life...

    By KojiNatu,

    Hiroshi, Daisuke, Hana, and Cece made it to Australia, landing on a tall building, but what was waiting for them were a horde of flesh-hungry zombies. They pulled out their weapons and shot them all down. Unexpectedly, a zombie jumped Daisuke and bit his neck, opening a massive hole in his neck, dripping a lot of blood. He began to fade. Soon after he lost all his blood, laying on the ground, pale. They later looked around the city to see that even the virus has spread in Australia. Daisuke picked himself up, transformed into a zombie, slowly approaching Hana. Hiroshi quickly to his feet, grabbed the rifle and put it to his chest. He pulled the trigger, but there was no ammo. Daisuke smiled devilishly, pulled his hand in and bit it twice as hard. Hiroshi tried to push him off, but as he did, Daisuke's teeth scraped from his bicep to his wrist. A pool of blood dripped from the long cut. Cece jumped, traumatized from the puddle of blood that has fallen onto the ground. Hana rushed to Hiroshi's aid, but as she did, Daisuke grabbed and bit her in the back, holding her two arms. Hiroshi rushed to his feet again and pulled Hana back from her legs. They stretched Hana too far that her arms ripped off from her shoulder. Cece watched as it all happened, throwing up over the side of the building and a second time at Daisuke. Daisuke was blinded by it and started to spaz out, like it was toxic to him. Quickly, while he was distracted, Hiroshi grabbed Hana's dead carnage and whacked Daisuke off the building, and throwing her along with him. As the two sigh in relief, they head back into the chopper.
    Cece tried to patch up the massive cut in Hiroshi's arm. Soon Hiroshi felt better, but felt dizzy after losing so much blood. He shook it off. Cece was relieved for not having to look at it again. Once they stepped out of the chopper, they looked down again to see the horde trying to break in the bottom floor of the building. Hiroshi thought and realized that there were explosives in the chopper. He ran to grab it. He then looked back down and back at the explosive. It said "C4". He was holding 2 of them. He threw one down and detonated it. Dead parts and blood splashed and flew into the air. Cece felt nauseous as she stared at it. Feeling dizzy after, she fell off. Hiroshi quickly jumped off to grab her and held her, securing her between his arms. Hiroshi landed on the ground first and splatted, for Cece to land safely. Cece stood up and saw Hiroshi, dead. Cece kicked his body in anger yet in sorrow. Now Cece roams Australia, alone, with no protection. Can she survive?
    Depressed from the loss of 3 close people, and being the only one alive, she killed herself.
    The planet Earth has been conquered and is now roamed by the undead, not a single human alive.
  5. KojiNatu

    Day 3: Our Way Out

    By KojiNatu,

    The pain starts to grow as time goes by. I don't think we'll survive, but there's still hope...
    We can't do anything from here, in this gun shop while there's thousands of zombies outside. Just as we were about to just give up, we hear a chopper from afar. As it got closer, Daisuke went upstairs and onto the rooftop to check. It was one of the rescue choppers! They called out for any survivors and to give them a sign. Hana found a gas tank and I pulled out a match from my pocket that I used to smoke my cigarette. We brought it to the roof, Hana threw the gas tank off the roof, and as it hits the floor, it starts to leak. Then I struck the match and threw it at the same position of the gas tank. It started a huge fire, burning tons of zombies. As the chopper notices, it attempts to fly toward us. As we wait, we try to hold off all the zombies as possible.
    The chopper landed on the roof, waiting for us to get on, when all of a sudden a zombie climbed into the chopper and bit one of the pilots. The other pilot quickly punched the zombie in the face and as the bitten pilot faded as he loss a ton of blood, he kicked him out of the chopper and onto the ground. The chopper attempts to fly, but it ran out of fuel. We went back down to look for some more of those gas tanks, and sure enough we found one. As we got back up, the pilot called us over and hurry. As we poured the whole gas tank into the chopper's tank, a zombie jumped out and bit the pilot's shoulder. He quickly shook it off and kicked him off the roof. As the last drop went into the chopper, we hopped on the chopper and we lifted off and flew away from the fiery hell. We flew over Japan, taken to a safe place where there are no infections...
    I've had past fears of flying in a chopper and I just hope that the chopper doesn't turn into a zombie anytime soon or... the chopper doesn't...
  6. KojiNatu

    Day 2: Kept Alive

    By KojiNatu,

    I don't think I can live for long. I have been bitten a few times, and struggled through hordes of zombies. But to survive, I must stay strong. Hana isn't taking this much better, either. Apparently, Daisuke is doing fine, taking this pretty well.
    I couldn't believe what happened in the last... I don't remember how many hours has passed. The zombies were able to break through our strong barricade. Apparently, the numbers have increased. Quickly reacting, we grabbed our weapons and attempted to take out the trespassing infection. Daisuke handled them well with his sharp tri-blade, Hana sliced through with her katana and I... well, I just have this rusty shovel, but it's still good enough to be a weapon. We just decapitated a hella load of zombies, but all of a sudden Daisuke and I heard Hana scream. She's been bit! Quickly reacting, I swung my shovel at the attacking zombie. We started to panic as she leaked a puddle amount of blood. We couldn't do anything much about it because we didn't have much supplies, until something popped in my head. I ran towards the restroom and found a bunch of towels. Hastily, I grabbed them, came back and patched her bite up. Daisuke recommended that we should move out and find another safe place.
    As we attacked our way through more zombies, we searched for a better place to camp out. All we found was destroyed buildings, occupied by zombies, or they just couldn't support against a horde. As we kept searching, Daisuke noticed something. On a wall was a poster about a gun shop that had a sale and where it is. From where we were, it was 1 mile away. We quickly set off to at least survive to make it to the gun shop. About half a mile, Hana slowed down, starting to puke blood. She started getting dizzy and couldn't balance on her feet. We couldn't leave her. Daisuke had not choice but to carry her. I threw my rifle to Hana and said you can shoot since Daisuke has no hands available to shoot. So as we continue, Hana tried to shoot zombies, but couldn't get a steady shot on each zombie, but was able to kill several. I handled them well.
    Taking our time through a serious amount of zombies, we finally made it to the gun shop. Conveniently, this gun shop is heavily armed and has a strong structure to stop the zombies from getting through. Panicking, we quickly rushed inside and closed & locked the door. It was hard, but we made it. Daisuke set Hana down on a chair, and she passed out. We made sure nothing harmful is lurking inside the gun shop, so we explored the place to find some supplies to stock up on. We grabbed all the guns we could grab and we found some First Aid Kit, using it to heal and patch up Hana's injury. As we finish exploring, we found the gun shop owner's office. Since it seems like the safest place in the gun shop, we camped there for the day.
    I... I just hope tomorrow will be a better day.
  7. KojiNatu

    Day 1: Zombie Breakout

    By KojiNatu,

    Everybody... the townspeople, my friends, m-my family... one by one they've become... one of them.
    It's December 5th 2010, 8:00PM. A zombie apocalypse has broke out in this small town I live in, Kamakura. I have just experienced a tragic event that has ever occurred in my life. There's a bunch of infected people, I'm panicking, I have blood all over me and all I have to defend myself with is a rifle I stole from the local gun shop and a shovel from my backyard. I have found shelter but... I'm just traumatized. Most of my friends were infected, and my family, too. I stood there, traumatized by my brother being attacked and bitten by that infected individual. By the time I reacted and attempted to kill "it", he lost a massive amount of blood. I couldn't do anything about it. I knew he was going to turn into a zombie, so I quickly got the stuff I needed and ran out.
    Finding a shelter was extremely difficult.
    Most of the buildings I tried going to were occupied by the infected. Hospitals, local community centers, even the police station wasn't a safe place to be. Pushing my way through the infected, killing vicious demons. After searching many houses and buildings, I finally found a safe place! After searching inside to make sure it was safe, I found 2 survivors hiding in here (with a few dead zombies) named Hana and Daisuke. After getting to know each other and trying to figure out what to do now, we barricaded the whole place so no zombies can even get in.
    Now after thinking back, I'm screwed. I don't think there's really a solution now that can get us out of this hellhole. Let's just hope tomorrow's a better day and we find some survivors.
  8. KojiNatu
    Homework. The most essential part of a child/kid/teen's life... well, that's what the school staff claims.
    I honestly don't see a point to bring school back to your home. It's like another class session inside your room. Why must we stress ourselves even more, especially back in our own sanctuary where one of the reasons is to be out-of-range of anything school-related.
    What possibly can homework accomplish in somebody's life? Well yea, more thinking... that's a buncha crap. We always think, why think more and give your brain stress? Wiki it.
    Did you know this? You waste more time than in class doing homework, and teachers have to do even more work correcting and doing... stuff with the homework. So, I'm sure teachers have a reason to not hand out homework... yet they do. Their fault.
    With the time you waste doing homework, you can be doing something fun, or relax, knowing you did something (or nothing) at school.
    That's what I think why homework should be illegal (not literally).
  9. KojiNatu
    It's been a while since I last blogged, and Reach came out. Go figure.
    For the past week (or 2), I've already accomplished a lot in Reach. I'm near to Captain, I completed Campaign: Legendary-Solo, and I only need 2 more achievements. Yes, I'm a try-hard, shoot me. That basically sums up what I've been doing in Reach. Oh yea, I got 1600 more MS Points and I spent it on UNO, Deadliest Warrior: The Game and Dead Rising 2: Case Zero. Fun.
    At school, I'm not having fun. It's boring, it's stressing, just like what any other kid is experiencing. That sums up my life.
    I'll post Reach variants later in the next blog post or something.
    Music of the Day: Kevin Rudolf - Welcome to the World
    Poll: What do you think of Reach?
    Rate it!
  10. KojiNatu
    Why am I not posting frequent blogs? Habit...
    Ooh, guess what?
    "What?"
    I played all day. As always.
    All I played was Left 4 Dead 2 (I'm starting to get into it) and Halo 3 (as always). But... I have downloaded some stuff also, like Indie Games, and stuff... I even bought a Family Guy Episode "Long John Peter". Favorite scenes in there, that's why.
    So, anyways it's been at least a whole week since I got Left 4 Dead 2, and I already got more than half the achievements, leading me up to 4445 Gamerscore (as of Sep 6, 2010 5:58 AM) and I feel good accomplishing them.
    As I saw that many Gamerscore, I started listening to the Double Rainbow song and... it felt like an orgasmic moment. It was an orgasm of epic proportions. That sums it all up.
    So I made more Halo 3 maps. Valkyrie, Halo Reversed and MLG Shooting Range.
    I'll share them later. Check my damn File Share. Actually, Halo Reversed will be released in my Halo Variant of the Day, along with its gametype. Bye!
    Halo Variant of the Day: Halo[(-_-)]x on Halo Reversed
    Song of the Day: Eminem - Love The Way You Lie
    You see the irony? Just kidding.
    Poll: Do you lie to get through life?
    This is no lie.
  11. KojiNatu
    ScOtTyZ here with another rant, and I've been holding this for 2 months already, and this is the perfect time to let it out.
    If you were like me, you were, or used to play basketball and in the local leagues. Well, I used to. But my cousin is.
    So, I'm going to one of my cousin's basketball games, and... well, I do what I always do: Watch, and listen to music. But what's preventing me from listening is all those stupid parents shouting out bullshit. And what do I mean by bullshit? Telling them what moves to make while they're playing. You think about it... they're pretty much putting a hella load more pressure on their kids, and they need to concentrate more on the game than what the hell their parents are saying.
    And why the hell would you be shouting "Defense!" or "Rebound!" or "Shoot! You got the fucking chance!" when there's a coach for their team to tell them what to do? From that time, the coach is their god damn mother (not literally, but in a sense). Let the coach worry about it. If they mess up, it's his fault.
    The parents need to take a damn chill pill. It's a game. If they lose, they lose with pride. If they win, good for them. You shouting what to do is just gonna make them fall that close to losing.
    Now, I'm actually telling this from experience. I was there. You think I'm kidding? Go to a local sporting game, and stand in the crowd. Listen to what the parents will say.
    It's a bitch listening to their naggin', not to mention what I hear at home. It just annoys me when they shout nonsense that will lower their chances of winning.
    Probably you guys don't know what I'm saying because you never been to one. Well... go then. If not, then you must be in the UK. Otherwise, I'm sure it happens anywhere else.
  12. KojiNatu
    Wow! I haven't posted in several days. Why? Busy, ol' busy day(s).
    Here's some possibly interesting things.
    I got Left 4 Dead 2, I got 1600 Microsoft Points, Bungie Pro and a bunch of bullshit I don't care of.
    I've been playing Left 4 Dead 2 now, it's been occupying most of my time. In about 4 days, I've gotten more than half the achievements, I've completed Campaign and I've... well, was able to play as infected.
    And yes, I'm still playing Halo 3.
    In my life, I'm still sitting on the couch, playing awesome games, probably scaring the hell out of my sister playing Left 4 Dead 2. No? Yea, she's not scared. She has balls.
    Of course, though, I was... feeling paranoid... when I was playing at midnight.
    Halo Variant of the Day: LUCKYLIFTSTICK (Clip)
    Song of the Day: Escape the Fate - My Apocalypse
    Poll: Do you have Left 4 Dead 2?
    Good luck in the apocalypse. (cough)
  13. KojiNatu
    Wow... it's basically the same damn day everyday...
    It's either Halo 3, sleep, or both. It's kay, I'm lazy.
    Well, anyways, on Wednesday, I went through the registration process at school, and I got my schedule and ID. Honestly, I look constipated in that picture. Glad I got it all over with.
    Anyways, what did happen on Halo 3? Nothing much. Just got through a hella load of achievements, and more. Helped some friends, challenged them, I came out on the top.
    What happened in reality? Slept, and what I mentioned. That's pretty much it. Until something actually happens, this is pretty much it.
    Halo Variant of the Day: Duck Hunting on Duck Hunt Tower
    Song of the Day: Linkin Park - Don't Stay
    Poll: Would you trade-in/sell your games at GameStop or just sell them on eBay?
    This sucks.
  14. KojiNatu

    Justin Boyle (Bieber)

    By KojiNatu,

    Now, I can go on about Justin Bieber, but I'd rather keep it to the main point.
    Everywhere, around the internet, around the world, not surprisingly the media, you repeatedly hear "Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber!" and you might commonly hear "Justin Bieber sucks!" Either way, you know something about this 15-year-old Pop sensation.
    He broke out in 2006 when an agent found him on YouTube, and hooked him up with Usher. From there, he became a sensations to tweens around the world, and to little girls that don't even wear panties yet.
    Now, I respect Justin Bieber, I'm not gonna say I hate him. Some of his songs are decent, but what I don't like are the haters. Anywhere you go, commonly on YouTube, you will see comments that are related or close enough to Justin Bieber, on content that has nothing to do with him. You can never view something that doesn't have Justin Bieber in it. And guess what, you people you consider as "Bieber Haters"? You're making him more popular and well-known. If you don't want people to like him, or get him more popular, then quit speaking of him. If everybody shuts up about him, his well-kept reputation will go down, causing his career to crash and burn.
    Now, no hate out to Justin Bieber from me, but if you really don't like him, then quit talking about him, posting about him everywhere, telling the world you hate him, it'll just give him more satisfaction.
    Now, I know why you guys hate him in the first place. It's one of these reasons:
    1) You don't like his songs.
    2) You hate that he broke out into a celebrity at a younger age.
    3) He has a high-pitched voice.
    Most likely and important, you hate him because:
    You are jealous that he can get more girls (tween girls) than you can in your life x10. That's right, you're jealous, and the only way you can admit it is secretly through hate.
    Am I jealous? Well, no. Does it look like I hate him? Nope.
    Now I get that you're mad now, because I revealed the truth. No worries. Send hate comments to: JustinBieberHate@ymail.com (Yes, this is an existing email, and I am able to read them.)
    Don't worry, he's in the stage of puberty as I speak.
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    Fucking Bump. although i am fairly jealous of all the girlies.
    still think making his songs meatspin was good though.
  15. KojiNatu
    Oh, terrible, terrible day.
    If you think about my current patterns, it's turning tragic.
    My sleeping patterns, what I've been doing all day...
    I really need to get out of the house with my friend, cause she's... well... I dunno.
    Anyways, I only slept for an hour, and I feel great.
    I nearly fell asleep, but I'm still cool.
    As soon as I saw the time was 6:00AM, I shat brix.
    I jumped out of bed... slowly... and immediately went to play XBox. From there, I didn't stop 'til now (2:20PM)- or well, 40 minutes ago from now.
    All I did today was Forge Wars, and designed a course for a new drifting group we're forming. More details on that in the future.
    And... here we are.
    Notice yesterday no blog? Yea, my ass was too fucking numb to sit.
    Halo Variant of the Day: Multi Rockets
    Song of the Day: Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris (featuring LilCrazedKID and Tommy C) - Baby (Remix)
    Poll: Are you worried about this year's school?
  16. KojiNatu
    ScOtTyZ here, with the first rant! And wadd'ya know, it's about YouTube!
    This is like a multi-part rant, and a great way to start off! So, bare with me, as this is gonna get crazy.
    Let's start off with your account... no, I'm not gonna rant on the old YouTube 2.0 that everybody "used" to talk about. When you register, now you have to verify with your mobile phone. It's a new feature that YouTube thought it would "block spammers" from creating multiple new account. Guess what, Google? You're blocking like at least 20% of people from creating accounts. You can bet that there are people out there that don't have phones (at least mobile phones) to verify their accounts. Sure, they have the calling feature, but what difference does it make? Plus, Google collects your mobile number, though their process is encrypted. I believe this is a pointless feature, and would drive away lots of paranoid people, thinking Google is gonna steal your phone number, and gonna send you a lot of crap. And I used to be one of those people that thought everyone on the internet was gonna steal my personal information. Hell, I didn't even trust eBay or Amazon back then. Props to you, YouTube, for creating a horrible feature.
    The second piece of crap they call a "great feature" is the Like and Dislike button. Sure, it may not bother you guys, but it just creates more problems. First, they're just simplifying the rating with just two options. The star ratings gave a more reliable source to selecting videos to watch and lets us choose what we really thought of the video, but this just tells us whether somebody really liked it, or thought it was crap. Also, lately in the comments, people started trolling by saying things like "XX people missed the Like button" or "XX accounts were made by Justin Bieber just to dislike this video!", which are pretty much annoying. Sure, lots of sites are doing it, but that doesn't mean YouTube has to transition to something like that. At least they could've stayed original (or at least close enough).
    The last thing that bothers me on YouTube is the bar on the bottom that appears on your subscription videos. What it does is basically interacts with your subscription videos. There's a "Autoplay" feature that automatically changes to the next video after the current one is done, and the annoying pop-up from the bar that shows your subscription videos. There's no point in it, it causes more trouble by just clicking it to drop back down, and it just pisses people off. Probably this is the worst feature. Luckily, there's a solution to rid this problem. In the link, delete everything from the & -->.
    If you think you've seen terrible, you haven't seen YouTube then.
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    Yeah, the quality of youtube has slowly been dropping and will hopefully not get any lower than it currently is, one of the most annoying things about youtube is that whenever you sign in, it prompts you to link it to your google mail or whatever the hell it asks you to link with.
    But, there has been some slight success with this horrible new change. Google is seemingly run by inbred monkeys, so they left a massive gap in coding, this lead to people being able to change videos and link them to whatever the hell they wanted, I was extremely happy when my friends told me to click a link to Justin Bieber's "baby"
    and then i get meatspin straight in my face. The only time i was ever happy to see a dick spinning round in circles before my eyes.
    The other one good thing about these new features is now you can play snake on youtube while the video loads, for those of you who don't know, pause the video and hold any arrow key you want, after 2 seconds or so, a snake will appear and you can play as long as you like (this can only be done on the new layout videos)
    Youtube, i am disappoint. Yet satisfied.
  17. KojiNatu
    Welcome to my new blog, Modern Rants!
    This is a new blog created by ScOtTyZ, which focuses on the "modern mistakes" and "anything that sucks".
    Anything I hate, you come rate! Don't expect a set time there will be a rant, because it can happen anytime, anyday.
    Also, I'm looking for a person to collaborate with me in this new blog I made.
    If you would like to collaborate with me, send me a PM.
    Why do I need you?
    Well, why not have two opinions instead of one?
    If one of us hates something, that person can post a blog about it, rant, hate it, then the other can take a look at that situation or topic, and voice in his/her opinion as well.
    Hope you'll like this. Hah!
    Oh yea, the blog may get dirty, as it will contain mild amount of language, so don't get your kids to read the blog.
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    iAmaChicken Add-on
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    Tits.
  18. KojiNatu
    Oh, the humanity!
    What have I done today? Just nothing. Okay, maybe I did.
    To start the day off, I thought to myself, "Remember? You missed WWE Summerslam on Sunday because you went to Vegas and you missed the goddamn Live Stream because the internet at The California Casino & Hotel was pretty shitty." So, I opened up my mom's laptop (because my laptop acts like an old, angry woman: Bitchy and Slow-witted [in other words, laggy]) and I watched the replay of Summerslam. Took a while to load the whole thing, but I was able to watch it. Now I'm thinking of watching Monday Night RAW. But enough of that, I parked my ass on the couch and played some Halo 3!
    Like always for the past month and a half, I sit, play Halo on my XBox 360, and... that's pretty much it.
    I once thought, "If I sit on the couch and play all day, I'm accomplishing something!!" Turns out I did. Got nearly all the achievements for Halo 3 and ODST... which are pretty much the only games I have so far. So, basically what I did on Halo all day was remake that Sand Pirates map on Sandtrap, and made it a lot better. Along with that, I decided to poke in to some Custom Games, and decided to eat and haul some ass. And better luck, I did. Topped it all off with a little mini-destructive map I call "Instant Madness on Clastrophobic". After that hectic battle, I went on to Matchmaking, dominating on Social Slayer. And no, I did not get MVP. Would you like to know who? Too bad, go find my friends list and figure it out. Then I topped off the day playing Sky Castle with my ol' buddies. What sucked was the horrific lag, but it wore off later on. Ended the game with an ambush of epic proportions. WIN-WIN!
    Now to end it with a few good stuff:
    Halo Variant for the Day: FLYING CARS on Vehicle Launch
    Song of the Day: Linkin Park - Somewhere I Belong
  19. KojiNatu
    Another horrible day... what a joke.
    So, basically I sum up the whole weekend as... PARTY ALL-NIGHT! Not literally, though.
    Again, I pulled off the all-nighter, but I still fall asleep in the afternoon. Less than 24 hours I stayed up. I'm trying to aim at least 24 hours, but for some reason I can't. Total bullshit.
    Again, I play Halo 3 all day and all night, got nothing else to do. Not much to talk about, but the fact that I'm tired now. Things will start to get interesting starting tomorrow or at least after school registration (Wednesday).
    Halo 3 Variant of the Day: Deathmatch (Gametype)
    Song of the Day: Justin Bieber ft. Jaden Smith - Never Say Never
    Poll: Which of the following is the most boring to you?
    Maybe later it'll get interesting.
  20. KojiNatu
    Okay, so I maybe I did lie the other day about actually going out... blah.
    I was able to control myself and actually pull off the all-nighter. Lucky I was still alive and awake. I was playing Halo 3 the whole time, and was on my laptop doing some business. No, it's not what you're thinking now...
    I was playing some Demolition matches, and was on Matchmaking, playing Social Slayer. 'Til when I didn't remember, I fell asleep. I honestly don't know how I fell asleep or when I got to my bed, but I did. How long did I asleep? I don't remember WHEN I fell asleep, but I did wake up around 8:00PM, thinking it was the damn morning, not wanting to get up.
    As soon as I get up, I'm home alone... sorta. I get back to playing Halo 3, and I kick some ass.
    Long story short, there was nothing much done, but sleep and Halo.
    Maybe something interesting might happen tomorrow, but now I doubt it.
    Halo 3 Variant of the Day: Sky Fatty on _Sky Base_
    Song of the Day: B.O.B. ft. Bruno Mars - Nothin' On You
    Which Instant Messenger do you use?
  21. KojiNatu
    Fuck the days I put...
    I basically stayed up last night... or yesterday (since it's today). Confused? Yea, me too.
    Around 4AM, I got out of my bed, still awake, and I went to play some Halo 3: ODST. I fucked up the achievement for the god damn Legendary shit. I went past where I was suppose to get that object to get to the last damn level, and I skipped that to go directly to it. Right after I beat it, I then realized, "Damn! I wasn't suppose to skip it!" I got furious, took out the game, and played Halo 3. Around the time I was playing Forge, I started to zone out (remember I didn't sleep). I turned off the XBox 360, walked back to my bed, and crashed as soon as I laid down on the comfy bed...
    Oh yea, I crashed at around 10-11AM.
    Around 5PM I woke up, and I shat brix. Why? I didn't remember when I walked to my bed and fell asleep. In fact, I just improvised how I got back to my bed. Hell, I always thought that I sleep-walked to my bed, or someone dragged me to my bed.
    From there on, I went to play a lot of Custom Games, build lots of maps in Forge, raised hell in Matchmaking, and at the end of the day (which was 3AM is when I stopped), I played some Forge Wars with one guy. Epic hell. I kept dying because he kept being cheap-ass. Though I enjoyed it. He then offered me 4000 Microsoft Points to find 6 FX Globes. I knew it was a scam, he didn't really have 4000 MSP. Otherwise, he'd use it. I ended it up doing it. As soon as I found them (they were fairly easy to find), he admitted he had none. You think I'm stupid? My mom randomly shouted out "Are you?"
    Anyways... blawrgh.
    Halo Variant of the Day: Monster Trucks on Demolition (I'll eventually put up where to download it...)
    Song of the Day: Eminem - Love The Way You Lie
    Time for a hella big weekend!
    Oh yea, forgot I should be adding in a poll.
    Would you take the risk gambling away your money in Nevada?
  22. KojiNatu

    FIRST! No...

    By KojiNatu,

    Welcome to ScOtTyZ's New Blog!
    Glad you are/were here to see the first post...

    Basically what you'll be seeing here are things that happened in my personal life, in the virtual world you people call "the internet" and whatever happens in the news... I doubt it, though.

    Also, I'll be keeping you guys up with what I'm doing everyday, so expect something new or... old everyday. Much like the Old and New Mexico... wait, it's nothing like that.

    So, vote in the poll, what do you think of my new blog? Vote in the Poll.
  23. KojiNatu
    As always, as it's Summertime, I'm doing the same shit everyday (if you count weekends, hoo hoo, that's a whole different story). As you can tell, it's the next day, but don't think that my whole day is finished at 11:59.59PM.
    So, as I wake up from my comfortable, yet slanted bed, I'm still in bed!! It may not make sense to you, but it soothes my mind. As I attempt to clear-up my blurred vision as I open my eyes... sounds boring, doesn't it? Might as well skip to the good part.
    So, I get on my XBox 360 (as always), and as I log on, I get an assload of invites coming in. At least 30 invites came in, and half of those were party invites. I ignore them, except one party invite. Good ol' friends to talk to. As I do that, remember I mentioned I downloaded Game Demos all night? Yea, I don't think I did. I played ALL of them, and out of those 8, only 3 remained in my list. Ninja Gaiden 2, Mirror's Edge, and Tony Hawk's Proving Ground. Good games, and a hella lots of fun!
    So, as I enjoyed my fun time playing, my grandma comes and bitches to me (as she always do), but I shouldn't be telling you guys this.
    So, I went on to play Halo 3. I recreated and finished editing Sand Pirates, and went on to remaking the Monster Trucks Demolition in Foundry. After, I listened in to some MLG bullshitting, hearing all the epicness that went on, and hearing all those screams of struggle and urges to win were so orgasmic, I nearly jizzed in my mouth (not literally)! If you played MLG with friends, and played CTF, then you understand what I was hearing.
    After all the fun, I joined a fun 2v3 game in an MLG gametype. Battle Rifle matches, with some fun twists. 2 epic MLG pros against 3 average MLG players (one of them was me). We were beaten 250 to 58. Yea, very high. We lost so awesomely that I quitted, and let someone take over for me (mainly cause I needed to eat). If you think that was crazy monkey shit, then you didn't experience hell. 1 vs 5 people, and those 5 (one of them was me) lost against that 1 person. You see where the disadvantage came in?
    After all that insanity, we all went on to play Matchmaking: Social Slayer, Skirmish, and the 2x EXP: Fiesta.
    We had hella lots of fun, we even took on the emblem trick, screwing with people, thinking we were a clan. Our emblem was a Pokeball! Oh, fun times. Sadly, people had to leave.
    3 were left, and all we did were MLG FFA, and some fun crap.
    Oh wait! Rewind! I forgot to mention we played some Jaws and Sand Pirates! Kay, fast forward.
    So after all that mayhem, I got Halo 3, and started playing some more Demo Games. Weren't so great. What did I do with them? Obviously... Delete.
    And that's the summary for the day. Kekeke. I'm on a clam.
    Halo 3 Variant of the Day: MLG Team Slayer on MLG Pit Stop
    Song of the Day: Halo 3 OST - The Ark
    Yea, epic song, m'right?
    'Til next day... Oh wait, that day is today.
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