Slaryn

Name: James C. J. B. Marshall

Age: 22 (birthdate X-mas 1986)

Occupation: Ad Designer/Portrait Dealer (small business) - I also help family business when I have time

Race: Canadian (English-Russian parents)

Religion: Atheist (previously Muslim and Chrisitian before) -- why I'm atheist? I'll tell you privately

Drinking/Smoking: Yes/No

Education: Bachelor in Chemical Engineering (currently studying Magister, freshman, so...)

Marital Status: In a Relationship

Location: Ontario, Canada

Location Protection: 50-Layer Anonymous IP Protector, Undetectable By Most IP Sites (refers to either Paris, Islam Abad, Delhi, Jordan, New York City or Nashville)

Favorite Food: Veggie Toast Sandwich (I still eat meat)

Pets: Kaylynn (Cat)

Blood Type: O

Horoscope Sign: Capricorn

Nicknames: Slaryn, Mare Octavius, Litemare, Jesus '86, Dog

Quotes from "Mare Octavius: The Think Lounge", my upcoming book.

"-- 1. When people of such as your age think they are in control of something just because they own a forum, they can have better means of entertainment.

2. Continuing the point above, that means hanging out with friends, trying out hobbies and video games, and maybe interacting with actual humans not big fat Joes and nerds over the net going through emo names such as "Raven", "Bird", "Icyblue", "Bloodrun", "Bloodwalk" or "Slash and Bash". --"

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"-- Vanessa, Selena, oh my god Zac! I can't wait to get those guys' signature. Well just cut it off. We all know they are just bastards who don't know to do anything but just do everything badly. I know, I know.

AND Miley too. I thought you were a good girl. I started to go horny on your recent pics. I stopped and I said one word - "Jailbait". --"

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"-- I am an anime random guy. I am emo, and I am a villain. The hero is something like Akira or Burrito, and he's a girl-like cheery fan-up who has everything in his ambition. Like the 100 before him. And he considers all of his villains as his brothers. Girls love me. Who am I? I am emo, I am a villain. I am, just one more of those. --"

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"-- Japanese people are pedophiles and not to be homophobic but they made Yaoi. And Yuri. The one thing I'd state is that they are "corrupt". But Freedom of Speech breaks the corruption. Why? Oh, I know why. That activist raped his son that evening. --"

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"-- I was talking to this British guy and he didn't know ESPN, how popular. I bet Jenna Jameson has more audience. --"

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"-- Why, kids those days care about Pokemon, teen idols and self-perfection. It contradicts each other. "I'm reading a book on self-perfection, it says don't throw yourself away and be a slut, but I am doing a threesome tonight with Ryan and Hilda. Not to mention I watched some Yaoi yesterday and it got me thinking what would happen if the Jonas Brothers had a threesome with Miley." That is what it sounds like, but the words sweeten the intensity. --"

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"-- Am I Roger Ebert or I am that guy with "diabeetus"? No. I am just one who views the world in its true ugly colors. And he paints those ugly colors and spreads them himself, because the beautiful ones are no longer there. --"