Chris122990

Mom - "Keep mowing until I get home."

Me - "Screw that I'm going to church."

Take note, the yard was already completely mowed before ...

Back in Athens and away from crazy interstate drivers *_*

On my way back to Athens. This has been the most awesome weekend ever.

I just killed a cup of coffee with my passenger tire.

Anyone want a cat? There's two strays that keep visiting me that seem perfectly healthy.

Yar har fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Intel wants to charge $50 to unlock stuff your CPU can already do http://t.co/xEXIWbm via @engadget Incoming shitstorm.

I favorited a YouTube video -- The Most Complicated Pool Trick shot Ever http://youtu.be/s16a3Cci75k?a

What was my reward for bringing the air conditioned truck to work for my mom? An ORDER (as in not a request) to mow the yard. Isn't life ...

About to play Mass Effect 2 on Insanity. Here we go.

Today has been just awful. I wish for a reset button.

I've sent 10000 IMs using @digsby! http://bit.ly/r2d24u