Licky Disco

"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a Godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

"Male lions often band together with their brothers to lead the pride. To ensure loyalty, they strengthen the bonds by often having sex with each other."

The largest building in my Minecraft town is the strip club. That is rather appropriate considering the people who live there... That previous comment also completely affirms my characters insanity.

THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT

THE GREAT HOG ANUS HAS RETURNED!

"I shat bricks! And then the local construction people had me arrested for theft! So thanks a lot. My spotless record ruined because of you. Asshole."

So, now i'm working on making a Strip club in minecraft. MY PERVERSION KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

I just spent hours making an epic waterslide, when I realised that when the server updates to 1.4, the water current bug will make it unusable ):

"Instead of shouting, "Asshole!" at an asshole, try "Somebody needs a hug!" You'll find it really pisses them off."

HUGEBALL BAG FUCK

STEAK HAVE A PILLORY

"* Fixed submerged boats rising very very fast " WELP I think the mudkip waterslide will be broken ):

Funny thing about black and white: you mix it together and you get grey. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but grey.

"A study has shown that men like to look at women's breasts" Wikipedia. Master of the obvious.

I should start a business selling tissues with porn on the box.

ARBOREAL COPULATION

Apparently, head bitch at PETA wants to be used in a Human Barbeque when she dies. Is it wrong my first thoughts were "I wonder if I'd be able to get in?"

Love the name, dude!

How the hell does this guy NOT have 5 Star rating?

I has no friends. I are loner

This dudes graphics are like sex for the eyes.

YAY! Dezy! Glad you Joined!

I HAVE NO INTENTION OF GETTING A LIFE.