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How do I get the cum off my bedsheets...?
Licky Disco
Or just cum in a family member's bedsheets. Preferably a sister's :3
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So, if the cake is a lie, what does that make pie?
A fake
Lick it off.
The largest building in my Minecraft town is the strip club. That is rather appropriate considering the people who live there... That previous comment also completely affirms my characters insanity.
AND MAYBE EVEN MY OWN
DUN DUN DUN
I check @Twitter more than @Facebook these days. I guess it's because I don't get spammed with application notices. #FB
Funny, considering how you seemed to hate the idea of twitter a while ago...