Wahrheit

"I'm not the kind of guy to say I told you so, I'm the kind of guy to make it a banner." Man, I love Colbert.

"It's amazing how much you can blame on Plato!" -Philosophy 301 professor

"It's not my fault, she was supposed to swallow!"

"Khaleesi is coming to Westeros."

"Lag" is spelled with 1 g. It does not have a second g, it will not adopt a second g, and if I ever see any of you noobs spell it wrong I'll give you 40 lashes.

"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" ...good thinking, Panic! At The Disco.

"Matt, the internet has to go through customs." -Michael Willems

"Minecraft is basically like another version of your life, except it's a magical version."

- 2nd grade girl in the Minecraft documentary. Spot on, it's a pretty crazy opportunity.

"My ass looks like hamburger meat, but I can still sit down!"

"Nonsense, there's no such thing as having too much fun-- oh, oh my..."

"Personal property is the effect of society; and it is as impossible for an individual to acquire personal property without the aid of society, as it is for him to make land originally.

Separate an individual from society, and give him an island or a continent to possess, and he cannot acquire personal property. He cannot be rich. So inseparably are the means connected with the end, in all cases, that where the former do not exist the latter cannot be obtained. All accumulation, therefore, o...

"Smart people are prone to look into matters to see how they might go about buttering their toast. Then they butter their toast."

"Some people call it murder. Some people call it the market regulating the brother supply.

"something something small government eagles republican" -Calle Andén

"Strongly spent is synonymous with kept."

"Tebowing" does not deserve to be a Draw Something term.

"Thank you for making the PSP one screen only." UMAD SONY?

"The fact is that in the day to day trenches of adult existence, banal platitudes can have a life-or-death importance."

"The party of personal responsibility ain't takin' none!" - Jon Stewart

Wow. Definitely the best one-sentence description of the current state of our federal government.

"The results of such secular child-rearing are encouraging. Studies have found that secular teenagers are far less likely to care what the “cool kids” think, or express a need to fit in with them, than their religious peers. When these teens mature into “godless” adults, they exhibit less racism than their religious counterparts, according to a 2010 Duke University study. Many psychological studies show that secular grownups tend to be less vengeful, less nationalistic...

"There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency."

"To do well on the LSAT, pretend the person presenting the arguments is a show host you hate."

Got it. LSAT = Rush Limbaugh. Dismantle and destroy.

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"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his memory level?"

"Verily, a polluted stream is man. One must be a sea to be able to receive a polluted stream without becoming unclean. Behold, I teach you the overman: he is this sea; in him your great contempt can go under." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Go forth and become a sea.

"We have to go slow."