Wahrheit

NEW SKIN NEW SKIN NEW SKIN

Facebook is the world. The stupid apps are strangers, and the retarded links are their candy. Apply Kindergarten logic.

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

is no longer single.

brainstorman!

Dear Mattison ,

We are pleased to inform and congratulate you on your admission to Oregon State University!

Accepted to University of Denver, 3/5 received 3/5 accepted

Anybody like Yellowcard? (inb4Tanner)

Rebecca Black is the worst thing to hit the internet since... holy crap, I can't think of anything worse than she is. Not even Bieber.

Tanner Gallella: "Music > Women"

Yay, I beat Portal 2 single player.

drunk girls please stop calling me. you're drunk, and not funny or attractive.

I eagerly await the opposing faction's surrender.

Of the 2.75 million registered owners of Minecraft, 155 are globally banned from my server. 10 in the last day. Sigh.

Pay without taxes? drool... new job is wonderful...

Isaiah Mustafa never dies and/or loses ever at all, obviously with extreme clarity.

Last day at Davidson's!

Every time I see a picture of someone doing something in high school get posted it makes me more glad that I move in to my dorm in just 15 days.

Something people seem to forget is that Mac advertises that it can run Windows as well, and it's something that has been glitchy and troublesome for Mac to accomplish for a long time.

You never see anyone trying to run Mac on a PC.

RIP Steve Jobs.

6 hours until the internet dies, may she rest in peace.

Something fucked our power last night and it caused my NAS to change its IP. I cannot begin to describe the inconvenience that this is. First world problems.

You spam significantly more than anyone else, and you don't seem to be getting the message to cut it out. You need to stop or I'm going to revoke your forum access for a month.

Zombies on my Minecraft server now have 50 health (up from 20)...

apparently there's a secret prostitution ring on my minecraft server, who knew