Wahrheit 56 Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 Here's a list of all the messages currently on the server - please feel free to make suggestions for new ones! Accepted suggestions will earn 50 gold. Drown %d drowned %d is swimming with the fishes %d took a long walk off a short pier %d tried to breathe water %d couldn't find the white whale %d is not scuba certified %d was lost in the bath tub %d forgot to flush %d is not a mermaid Cactus %d died to a cactus %d has a needle fetish %d fed a cactus baby %d poked a cactus, but the cactus poked back %d should have fed Shirley %d is neither mean nor green, but cactus is %d is pricklier than the prickly pear Fire %d forgot how to stop, drop and roll %d burned to death %d could use a little less pyromaniacism %d can't touch this %d is a disco inferno without the disco %d pissed off Cave Johnson %d is ashes, ashes Explosion %d apparently has an explosive personality %d misjudged their explosive tendencies %d dropped the bomb... on themself %d exploded %d is tiny bits and pieces %d won't have an open casket funeral %d is over there... and over there... and over there Creeper %d was creeper bombed %d hugged a creeper %d fed the creepers %d got a little too close to those green dudes %d didn't look behind them Fall %d fell to their death %d took a leap of faith %d could use a lesson from the death tower %d is not quite a ninja %d broke their legs and quite a lot more %d can't fly %d thought they found the rabbit hole %d attempted to think with portals - it did not work %d tried to be Wile E. Coyote %d jumped a little too high %d fell a little too fast %d should have utilized their repulsion gel PVP %a killed %d wielding their %i %a smashed in %d's skull with their %i %a conquered %d with their %i %a shoved their %i through %d %a showed %d who's boss with their %i %a broke %d with their %i Void %d fell into the Gap %d burned up in the atmosphere %d shouldn't skydive where there isn't any ground %d is not worthy of the Tower of the Gods %d didn't grab the ledge in time %d isn't as mysterious as the dark side of the moon %d faded into darkness Monsters (unknown) %d was killed by an angry %a %d can be heard screaming in the distance %d saw a ghost Skeleton %d was boned by a Skeleton %d couldn't keep track of dem bones %d was impaled %d wants to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride Zombie %d is now a member of the hivemind %d had their brain eaten %d can't do the Thriller dance %d briiiiiaaaaaaannnnnnnnsssssss %d doesn't get the brians joke PigZombie %d will oink in hell %d tried to eat undead bacon %d has been had by the revenge of the pigs %d is considering becoming a vegan Spider %d didn't build a roof on their house %d can't outrun aragog %d should not kill things with a magnifying glass %d can't do whatever a spider can %d cannot shot web Wolf %d is not animal-friendly %d should not become a park ranger %d is not captain planet %d should not pet the dogs %d got raped by a crazy beast Slime %d tried to eat poison jello %d was encased in jello %d got mobbed by animated goop %d should have known who to call - GhostBusters Giant %d was stepped on %d sends tiny baby to fight big giant man %d is a tiny person in a giant's world %d is not a King David %d failed to fight off the tyrants of darkness %d tried to bring a knife to a giant fight %d was not up to size %d got squished Blaze %d went out in a blaze of something, but it wasn't glory %d is full of burning bullet holes %d isn't quite ready to collect blaze rods MagmaCube %d is served with jello flambe %d should not hug things that are on fire %d tried to eat the burning cubes Silverfish %d was annihilated by the small furry horde %d is a victim of cute overload %d should have bought insecticide %d has a basement of swiss cheese CaveSpider %d was poisoned by the dark arachnids %d should be more friendly to arthropods %d needs more torches and less poison %d got bit Enderman %d has a stalker %d looked 'em dead in the eyes and didn't live to tell %d met a tall dark stranger %d is a victim of the men in black suits %d was corrupted by the cosmic darkness EnderDragon %d is not yet ready for the challenge of the Dragons %d is not Dovahkiin %d forgot their armor in the End Lava %d was killed by lava %d became obsidian %d took a bath in a lake of fire %d is not a dragon %d is crunchy and good with ketchup %d became a test subject for combustible lemons %d hasn't got all the strength of a raging fire %d didn't have the higher ground Other %d died from unknown causes %d was killed by Herobrine %d was found dead in a ditch %d was killed by the Gods %d lost the game %d should not drink moon rocks Suffocation %d suffocated %d can't count to three %d is finding it harder to breathe %d should have looked up Dispenser %d did not need a dispenser there %d got shot by a dispenser %d was a victim of a drive-by %d was blinded by the light of arrowy dispenserness Lightning %d got electrocuted %d has an electrifying personality %d made a suitable ground %d is shocking %d was turned to glass %d pissed off the Gods Suicide %d committed suicide %d decided to end it all Starvation %d died of starvation %d forgot to eat Potion %d killed by Potion. It was a really good potion ThrownPotion %d killed by Potion. It was a really good potion Quote Link to post Share on other sites