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Death Messages (Suggestions welcomed!)

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Here's a list of all the messages currently on the server - please feel free to make suggestions for new ones! Accepted suggestions will earn 50 gold.


  • %d drowned
  • %d is swimming with the fishes
  • %d took a long walk off a short pier
  • %d tried to breathe water
  • %d couldn't find the white whale
  • %d is not scuba certified
  • %d was lost in the bath tub
  • %d forgot to flush
  • %d is not a mermaid


  • %d died to a cactus
  • %d has a needle fetish
  • %d fed a cactus baby
  • %d poked a cactus, but the cactus poked back
  • %d should have fed Shirley
  • %d is neither mean nor green, but cactus is
  • %d is pricklier than the prickly pear


  • %d forgot how to stop, drop and roll
  • %d burned to death
  • %d could use a little less pyromaniacism
  • %d can't touch this
  • %d is a disco inferno without the disco
  • %d pissed off Cave Johnson
  • %d is ashes, ashes


  • %d apparently has an explosive personality
  • %d misjudged their explosive tendencies
  • %d dropped the bomb... on themself
  • %d exploded
  • %d is tiny bits and pieces
  • %d won't have an open casket funeral
  • %d is over there... and over there... and over there


  • %d was creeper bombed
  • %d hugged a creeper
  • %d fed the creepers
  • %d got a little too close to those green dudes
  • %d didn't look behind them


  • %d fell to their death
  • %d took a leap of faith
  • %d could use a lesson from the death tower
  • %d is not quite a ninja
  • %d broke their legs and quite a lot more
  • %d can't fly
  • %d thought they found the rabbit hole
  • %d attempted to think with portals - it did not work
  • %d tried to be Wile E. Coyote
  • %d jumped a little too high
  • %d fell a little too fast
  • %d should have utilized their repulsion gel


  • %a killed %d wielding their %i
  • %a smashed in %d's skull with their %i
  • %a conquered %d with their %i
  • %a shoved their %i through %d
  • %a showed %d who's boss with their %i
  • %a broke %d with their %i


  • %d fell into the Gap
  • %d burned up in the atmosphere
  • %d shouldn't skydive where there isn't any ground
  • %d is not worthy of the Tower of the Gods
  • %d didn't grab the ledge in time
  • %d isn't as mysterious as the dark side of the moon
  • %d faded into darkness

Monsters (unknown)

  • %d was killed by an angry %a
  • %d can be heard screaming in the distance
  • %d saw a ghost


  • %d was boned by a Skeleton
  • %d couldn't keep track of dem bones
  • %d was impaled
  • %d wants to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride


  • %d is now a member of the hivemind
  • %d had their brain eaten
  • %d can't do the Thriller dance
  • %d briiiiiaaaaaaannnnnnnnsssssss
  • %d doesn't get the brians joke


  • %d will oink in hell
  • %d tried to eat undead bacon
  • %d has been had by the revenge of the pigs
  • %d is considering becoming a vegan


  • %d didn't build a roof on their house
  • %d can't outrun aragog
  • %d should not kill things with a magnifying glass
  • %d can't do whatever a spider can
  • %d cannot shot web


  • %d is not animal-friendly
  • %d should not become a park ranger
  • %d is not captain planet
  • %d should not pet the dogs
  • %d got raped by a crazy beast


  • %d tried to eat poison jello
  • %d was encased in jello
  • %d got mobbed by animated goop
  • %d should have known who to call - GhostBusters


  • %d was stepped on
  • %d sends tiny baby to fight big giant man
  • %d is a tiny person in a giant's world
  • %d is not a King David
  • %d failed to fight off the tyrants of darkness
  • %d tried to bring a knife to a giant fight
  • %d was not up to size
  • %d got squished


  • %d went out in a blaze of something, but it wasn't glory
  • %d is full of burning bullet holes
  • %d isn't quite ready to collect blaze rods


  • %d is served with jello flambe
  • %d should not hug things that are on fire
  • %d tried to eat the burning cubes


  • %d was annihilated by the small furry horde
  • %d is a victim of cute overload
  • %d should have bought insecticide
  • %d has a basement of swiss cheese


  • %d was poisoned by the dark arachnids
  • %d should be more friendly to arthropods
  • %d needs more torches and less poison
  • %d got bit


  • %d has a stalker
  • %d looked 'em dead in the eyes and didn't live to tell
  • %d met a tall dark stranger
  • %d is a victim of the men in black suits
  • %d was corrupted by the cosmic darkness


  • %d is not yet ready for the challenge of the Dragons
  • %d is not Dovahkiin
  • %d forgot their armor in the End


  • %d was killed by lava
  • %d became obsidian
  • %d took a bath in a lake of fire
  • %d is not a dragon
  • %d is crunchy and good with ketchup
  • %d became a test subject for combustible lemons
  • %d hasn't got all the strength of a raging fire
  • %d didn't have the higher ground


  • %d died from unknown causes
  • %d was killed by Herobrine
  • %d was found dead in a ditch
  • %d was killed by the Gods
  • %d lost the game
  • %d should not drink moon rocks


  • %d suffocated
  • %d can't count to three
  • %d is finding it harder to breathe
  • %d should have looked up


  • %d did not need a dispenser there
  • %d got shot by a dispenser
  • %d was a victim of a drive-by
  • %d was blinded by the light of arrowy dispenserness


  • %d got electrocuted
  • %d has an electrifying personality
  • %d made a suitable ground
  • %d is shocking
  • %d was turned to glass
  • %d pissed off the Gods


  • %d committed suicide
  • %d decided to end it all


  • %d died of starvation
  • %d forgot to eat


  • %d killed by Potion. It was a really good potion


  • %d killed by Potion. It was a really good potion

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