Licky Disco

Apparently, head bitch at PETA wants to be used in a Human Barbeque when she dies. Is it wrong my first thoughts were "I wonder if I'd be able to get in?"

ARBOREAL COPULATION

I should start a business selling tissues with porn on the box.

"A study has shown that men like to look at women's breasts" Wikipedia. Master of the obvious.

Funny thing about black and white: you mix it together and you get grey. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but grey.

"* Fixed submerged boats rising very very fast " WELP I think the mudkip waterslide will be broken ):

STEAK HAVE A PILLORY

HUGEBALL BAG FUCK

"Instead of shouting, "Asshole!" at an asshole, try "Somebody needs a hug!" You'll find it really pisses them off."

I just spent hours making an epic waterslide, when I realised that when the server updates to 1.4, the water current bug will make it unusable ):

.. your avatar scares me sometimes.

THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT

"Male lions often band together with their brothers to lead the pride. To ensure loyalty, they strengthen the bonds by often having sex with each other."