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Justin Boyle (Bieber)


KojiNatu

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Now, I can go on about Justin Bieber, but I'd rather keep it to the main point.

Everywhere, around the internet, around the world, not surprisingly the media, you repeatedly hear "Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber!" and you might commonly hear "Justin Bieber sucks!" Either way, you know something about this 15-year-old Pop sensation.

He broke out in 2006 when an agent found him on YouTube, and hooked him up with Usher. From there, he became a sensations to tweens around the world, and to little girls that don't even wear panties yet.

Now, I respect Justin Bieber, I'm not gonna say I hate him. Some of his songs are decent, but what I don't like are the haters. Anywhere you go, commonly on YouTube, you will see comments that are related or close enough to Justin Bieber, on content that has nothing to do with him. You can never view something that doesn't have Justin Bieber in it. And guess what, you people you consider as "Bieber Haters"? You're making him more popular and well-known. If you don't want people to like him, or get him more popular, then quit speaking of him. If everybody shuts up about him, his well-kept reputation will go down, causing his career to crash and burn.

Now, no hate out to Justin Bieber from me, but if you really don't like him, then quit talking about him, posting about him everywhere, telling the world you hate him, it'll just give him more satisfaction.

Now, I know why you guys hate him in the first place. It's one of these reasons:

1) You don't like his songs.

2) You hate that he broke out into a celebrity at a younger age.

3) He has a high-pitched voice.

Most likely and important, you hate him because:

You are jealous that he can get more girls (tween girls) than you can in your life x10. That's right, you're jealous, and the only way you can admit it is secretly through hate.

Am I jealous? Well, no. Does it look like I hate him? Nope.

Now I get that you're mad now, because I revealed the truth. No worries. Send hate comments to: JustinBieberHate@ymail.com (Yes, this is an existing email, and I am able to read them.)

Don't worry, he's in the stage of puberty as I speak.

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iAmAChicken Add-on

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Fucking Bump. although i am fairly jealous of all the girlies.

still think making his songs meatspin was good though.

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